A man and a woman, who have never met before, but who are both
married
to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on
a
transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she
in
the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that
we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damned blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.