The Lone Ranger and Tonto are cornered in a abandoned shack by a band of renegade Indians. The Indians are yelling their battle crys and shooting flaming arrows in to the roof. The shack catches fire!!

"It doesn't look good Tonto what are we going to do?" say the Lone Ranger.

Tonto answers back "What do you mean WE white man"

Part III

The Lone Ranger was taking a piss and a Rattle Snake bit him on the head of his dick. I shouted to Tonto what had happened and that Tonto needed to go to town for a doctor.
Tonto:"ONNNNN Scout!!!!"
Tonto rides to town and finds the doc.
Tonto:"Uhh... Doctor..... uhhhh... Lone Ranger get bit on head of dick and need help.....uhh.."
Doc:"Tonto my Indian friend..... I have an emergency here in town but you can take care of it."
Tonto:"uhh.... How me take care of it Doctor?"
Doc:"Tonto? .... Just suck the poison out..... He'll be fine after that"
Tonto:"uhh.... Me thank doctor"
Tonto:"On Scout!!!"
Back at camp
Ranger:"Tonto! My good friend.........What did the doctor say?"
Tonto:"uhh.......doctor say you gonna die"

Tonto should have broken the Lone Ranger's back.

Paul

Me no blamey Tonto. Ranger, he be dead.