Note: A mohel is a guy who performs circumcisions on Jewish boys. The word is pronounced "moil" or "moyle".

I heard this on the radio this morning.

Two mohels are walking down the street. One mohel says to the other mohel, "so, what do you do with, you know, the foreskins after you've cut them off?"

The second mohel reaches in his pocket and pulls out his wallet. He says to the first mohel, "look at that closely."

The first mohel looks, and he sees that the wallet is made out of hundreds of tiny foreskins sewn together. He says, "A wallet? How could you do such a thing? What kind of madman sews a wallet out of human foreskins? Are you crazy?"

The second mohel says, "Crazy? Are you kidding? Not only is this the world's best wallet. You rub it, and it turns into a suitcase."

H. C.