3 woman sitting around talking and drinking, decide to give there husbands nicknames.

So the first woman says, "I would name my husband Mountain Dew because when he mounts he knows what to do".

The second woman says, "well I would name my husband 7UP because he is 7 inches long and always up".

Well the third woman says, "I would name my husband Jack Daniels".

Woman number two says, "girl you can't name your husband Jack Daniels, that's hard liquer".

The third woman says, "that's my Jack".