Yesterday I had a flat tire on the Interstate. So I eased my
car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the
car and opened the trunk.

I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and
stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.
they looked so life like you wouldn't believe
it! They were in trench coats exposing their
nude bodies to the approaching drivers.

To my surprise, cars started slowing down looking
at my lifelike men which made it safer for me to
work at the side of the road. And of course, traffic started
backing up.

Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like
crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up
behind me. He got out of his car and started
walking toward me. I could tell he was not a
happy camper!

What's going on here?

My car has a flat tire, I said calmly.

Well, he asked, what are those obscene
cardboard men doing here by the road?

I couldn't believe that he didn't know - so I
told him, Hellooo! Those are my emergency
flashers!

that is really bad...

My kind of humor !
Not the joke, the flashers !
Got me thinking. Maybe some very 'talented' , long legged, bikini clad 'ladies'.

Good One!!

I say we count to three and we rush him. I think he deserves a beating for that.

failures to open emergency stop sign - about $ 30

"Someone needs to jump on this and open a business photographing and assembling cardboard cut outs!