Vodka on the hunt rescued more animals than all Greenpeace

That's a Good one, no translation required.

Grizz

Now, just imagine how wonderful the world would be if we get all the greenpeace idiots to drink enough vodka to become normal human beings!

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Originally posted by Saeed:
Now, just imagine how wonderful the world would be if we get all the greenpeace idiots to drink enough vodka to become normal human beings!

I don't think there is enough vodka to do that.

I saw living proof of your comment Vashper. Mule deer hunting back in the 60s. Four hunters trying to get higher in the mountains than they had vehicle to make it. No 4-wheel drive. Three of them stood/bounced/pushed on the back bumper to give them enough traction to keep slip-sliding forward. Had to break into their alcohol stash after a short while to fight off the sub-zero temperatures. Switched places every so often. Got to camp eight hours later, just about at daybreak on opening day. They had completely finished their four-day stash of alcohol on the drive. Frozen and incoherent, they slept through opening day. Had head-splitting hangovers the next two days. Left for home early on the fourth day without having fired a shot.

In every joke there is some joke. We have a common method of hunting - roundup (elk and wild boar). We have to wait for the beast sometimes for hours, and there are times when a hunter in the post (do not know in English as "gunner place") falling asleep or just misses. Once our team was going after the fail hunting, and watched tableau - the hunter asleep under the tree, gently leaning his gun against a tree trunk.