The only version of this joke I understand is the one where the guy at the bar has a very large butane lighter and the punch line is "you think I wished for a 12-inch BIC!!!"

There's nothing funny down this road !

Gerald,substitute the word knob for orange! And don't feel to badly, it took me quite a while to get it too! derf

derf: (with an aside to British)

You saved my sanity. Many thanks. Finally, I got it! (yes, British, I agree with the others - definitely not up to your usual. Sorry, old chap. Do they say "old chap" any more in Britain? I bet you hate it when us Yanks try to talk "English")