It's just before Christmas and Richie and his wife are at the local mall trying to finish up their shopping, when Richie's wife notices he has disappeared. They still have several stops to make, so she takes out her cell phone to find out where he's wandered off to.

"Where are you?", the wife asks, "You know we still have a lot to do."

Richie answers back, "You remember that jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace, and I couldn't afford it then, but I told you someday when I could, and I'd come back and get it for you?"

Already choking up, the wife now has little tears starting to inch down her cheeks.

"Yes I do remember that shop.", she says. "I'm in the gun shop next door."

It May Be an Oldie But it Will Still Get You a Week On The Couch Or More.

Yep,that's a recipe for a mighty cold Christmas.