An assistant to Nancy Pelosi told her she
had a fantastic dream last night. There
was a humongous parade in Washington
celebrating Pelosi.

Millions lined the parade
children were throwing
confetti into the air; there
were balloons everywhere. It
was the biggest celebration
Washington had ever seen.

Nancy was very impressed and said,
"That's really great! By the way, how did I
look in your dream? Was my hair okay?”

Her assistant said, "I couldn't tell, the
casket was closed.”

Just One Casket???

well,,, it was a double decker on the top half.