Bill had worked for years in the pickle factory. One evening, however, he came home and told his wife that he had an almost overwhelming urge to stick his cock in the pickle slicer. His wife urged him to see a psychiatrist about this. Bill said that he thought he could work it out.

A few weeks later Bill comes home with an ashen look on his face. His wife knows something is very wrong. He tells her that he has been fired.

" I stuck my cock into the pickle slicer".

His wife is horrified and asks what happened with the pickle slicer.

Bill replies: " Oh, she got fired too".