Three dead bodies arrive at the mortuary, and all have very big smiles on > their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. Cops > immediately send over the Chief Inspector.> > The Coroner tells the Inspector: "First body here is a 72 year old Frenchman. > He died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile."> > "The second body is an Irishman, 25 years of age. He won a thousand dollars on > the lottery and spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, he went out > smiling."> > The Inspector asked, "What about this third body?"> > "Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Nancy Pelosi, Speaker > of the House, 66, struck by lightning. "> > "Why in the world is she smiling then?" ask the Inspector.> "She thought she was having her picture taken."