A guy at wok had noticed that a freind of his seemed depressed lately and went uo to him to see if there was a problem.
His freind replied "My wife and I were sitting in the TV room the other night, she was watching a movie and I was reading my book by the lamp. After the movie was over she turned to me and said "How comes we dont make love like they do in the movies" Well, I thought what the hell, ripped off her top and forced her down to her knees for a while, picked her up and threw her over the couch and yanked her head around by her hair so she could watch me jack hammer her from the rear, flipped her over and shot a big load on her face. Now she is really pissed at me and wants a divorce.
Apparantly we dont watch the same kind of movies

I thought about doing that to my ex but then I would never have gotten rid of her...