The Miracle of Toilet Paper
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> Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
> Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
> If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
> Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
> 'How long will this take?' I a sked.
> They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.
> I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'
> Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'

> He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

And now it appears you have arrived at the last straw.

....and that's how he got that black eye and started sleeping with the dog!!!

Zeke

A death sentence for sure.

A joke never to tell a woman.
Cal

No but one that the girls do like to hear is Q="Why don't women have any brains?" A= "Because they don't have a dick to put them in." Believe me it gets lots of laughs from the girls at parties.

As an aside;my ex had a black friend that was in the Watts riots.When everyone was looting stereos,T.V.'s etc,Vasil was stealing Kotex + toilet paper. All his buddies were making fun of him at the time. Within one week,all the girls in the neighborhood knew what he had + they were NOT interested in a stereo or T.V.Just another sideline in your survivalist/bug out kit.