Are
> you a Democrat, a Republican, or a
> Southerner?
>

> Here
> is a little test that will help you decide.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> The
> answer can be found by posing the following
> question:
>
>
>
>
>
>
> You're
> walking down a deserted street with your wife
> and
> two small children.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Suddenly,
> a Terrorist with a huge knife
> comes
> around the corner,
> locks
> eyes with you,
> screams
> obscenities,
> raises
> the knife, and charges at you...
>
>
>
>
>
>
> You
> are carrying a
> Kimber
> 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
> You
> have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
> What
> do you do?
>
>
>
>
>
>
> THINK
> CAREFULLY AND
> THEN
> SCROLL DOWN:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Democrat's
> Answer:
> · Well,
> that's not enough information to answer the question!
> · What
> is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
> · Does
> the man look poor or oppressed?
> · Is
> he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
> · Have
> I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to
> attack?
> · Could
> we run away?
> · What
> does my wife think?
> · What
> about the kids?
> · Could
> I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
> hand?
> · What
> does the law say about this situation?
> · Does
> the pistol have an appropriate safety built into it?
> · Why
> am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
> this send
> to society and to my children?
> · Is
> it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
> · Does
> he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
> me?
> · If
> I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
> he
> was stabbing me?
> · Should
> I call 9-1-1?
> · Why
> is this street so deserted?
> · We
> need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
> · Can
> we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such
> behavior.
> · I
> need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come
> to a
> consensus.
> · This
> is all so confusing!
> ............ ......... .......... ......... ........ .........
> ..........
> ......... ...
> Republican's
> Answer:
>
>
>
>
>
>
> BANG!
> ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .........
> .........
> ......
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Southerner's
> Answer:
>
>
>
>
>
>
> BANG!
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG
> ! BANG! BANG! BANG!s
> Click....
> (Sounds of reloading)
> BANG!
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG!
> BANG!
> BANG!
> Click
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Daughter:
> 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
> 'Were
> those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Son:
> 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Wife:
> 'You are NOT
> taking that to a Taxidermist!

Olde but always fun

Carry my Kimber, locked, loaded. and ready to ROCK. Extra mags too.

Keith

Never heard that one before, I quess I'm a southerner living in rural Illinois.

Hog Killer: +1!