A man was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.

They were even after the first two holes. The second man said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?"

The first golfer said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms.

The second golfer won the remaining sixteen holes with ease. As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his $80.00. He then confessed that he was the pro at the neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers.

The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.

The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money.

The Priest said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."

The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation of $80. And, if you want, bring your Mother and Father along, I'll marry them."

Sweet Revenge!!

Then there was the American businessman who went to Japan + was take to a golf game + when he made a hole in one the folks would cry out "Tasshido"! Bear in mind that the night before he had this woman in his room. Being a jap whore. So the next morning during ing the golf game he recalled the young ladies screams of "pleasure".