The owner of a male parrot discovers that the reason the bird is slowly losing interest in life is because he needs a female parrot.

The owner brings the male parrot to a pet shop and points out a $25 female parrot. The male parrot yawns. Next the parrot is shown a $50 female parrot. The male parrot acts bored.

Finally, the owner decides to splurge and so the male parrot is shown a $200 female parrot. The male parrot brightens up and the owner buys the female parrot.

Bringing the two birds home in his car the owner glances in his rear view mirror - and sees the male parrot pulling off the female's feathers.

He slams on the brakes and turns around and hollers: " What are you doing?"

The male parrot says: " For two hundred bucks, I want her naked!"