Office Christmas Party Aftermath



Bill wakes up after the annual office Christmas party with a splitting headache and cotton-mouth, and is unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After going to the bathroom, he makes his way downstairs, where his wife puts a cup of coffee in front of him.

"Louise," he moans, "Tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," she says, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You antagonized the entire board of directors and insulted the president of the company."

"He's an idiot," John says. "Piss on him."

"You did," she replies,"and he fired you!"

"Well screw him!" John says.

"I did," she replies. "You go back to work on Monday!"

Snort...

Is it Bill or is it John?