> After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes.
>
> As the train rolled out of the station, a woman sitting next to him
> pulled out her mobile phone.
>
> She started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Sue. I'm on
> the train".
> "Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a
> long meeting.
>
> No, honey, not with that Kevin from the accounting office. It was with
> the boss. No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life. Yes, I'm sure,
> cross my heart!"
>
> Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking loudly. When the man
> sitting next to her had enough,
he leaned over and said into the phone,
"Sue, hang up the phone and come back to bed."
>
> Sue doesn't use her mobile phone in public any longer......

That'd do it!

Nice One!!