An older couple who
> were both widowed had been going out with
> each
>
> other for a long time.
>
>
>
> Urged on by their friends they
> decided it was finally time to get married.
>
> Before the wedding they went out
> to dinner and had a long conversation
>
> regarding how their marriage
> might work.
>
>
>
> They discussed finances living
> arrangements and so on.
>
> Finally the old gentleman
> decided it was time to broach the subject of
>
> their physical
> relationship.
>
>
>
> "How do you feel about
> sex?" he asked rather tentatively.
>
> "I would like it
> infrequently "she replied.
>
>
>
> The old gentleman sat quietly
> for a moment, adjusted his glasses
>
> then leaned over towards her and
> whispered.
>
>
>
> "Is that one word or
> two?"

Good One!!

10 out of 10. A perfect score.

Even my wife thought that was a good one.