The lord looks down one day onn earth -and is not pleased with what He sees. He sends an angel down to do a survey. The angel returns and reports that 95% of the earth is sinful and that 5% are not.

The Lord is shocked at the numbers and sends another angel to do a second survey. The second angel reports:" 95% of the earth is sinful and 5% are not".

Now the Lord resolves to send an e-mail to the 5% of His creatures who are not sinful.

Do you know what He said in the e-mail?



Oh, you don't? Too bad.

Actually, the assessment of how many are sinful is a little off......by 5%, to be exact.
(Rom. 3:23, if anyone needs a reference)

Gerry, I thought you were going to tell us the 5% were Irish.