An old man is seated on a bench in a park, crying uncontrollably.

Intrigued, a cop comes close and asks him what's wrong. Sobbing, the old guy explains:

"Today is our wedding anniversary... We've been together for five years, she's twenty-nine and used to be a model, a Miss USA runner-up, and also a professional chef..."

"Wow!!!!" says the cop, as the old man continues:

"Yesterday, I know that she went to Victoria's Secrets, to Chanel, and other boutiques... Today, she spent the whole morning at the beauty salon, and she's been cooking the whole afternoon, preparing a wonderful candlelit dinner at home..."

"Oooh man...." says the cop, while the guy adds:

"During lunchtime, I went to see my friend Gus, the chemist... He gave me some real good stuff, he assured me that I'd be hung like a donkey for the next thirty-six hours... And the thing works, I can't stop staring at every skirt passing, and feel eighteen again..."

The cop, perplexed, says "Old timer, you're the luckiest man alive... I wish I was in your shoes! Why on Earth does all this make you cry like that???"

The old guy howls, sobs, and sheds even more tears than before:

"I can't fekkin' remember where I live!!!!!"

Ohhhh Mannnn!!

Ha ha ha ha ha that was good!!!!!!