Given that Joe Biden has no job, he decided to take a sightseeing Vacation to Europe. While visiting Europe, he is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.

He asks how she knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."

She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?

Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

"Correct. Thank you and goodbye, sir," says the Queen.

She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Biden?"

"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Upon returning home, he decides he'd better put some of his old Friends to the test.

He calls Obama and says, "Hi, Barack, I wonder if You can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, Joe. What's on your mind?"

"Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Obama hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and Get back to you?" Biden agrees and Obama hangs up.

Obama immediately calls members of his old staff, and they puzzle Over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer.

Finally, in desperation, Obama calls the smartest guy he knows Congressman Paul Ryan and explains his problem. "Now look here, your mother has a child, And your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister.

Who is it?" Ryan answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you idiot."

Much relieved, Obama rushes back to call Biden and exclaims. "I Know the answer Joe! I know who it is! It's Paul Ryan!!

And Biden replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Tony Blair."

Yep! That's where we are..............



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If it wasn't so true, that would be fn funny!