Many people are not aware that a real study has been made on how well people talk while drunk. This is the report brought to yopu as a public service.


Things that are difficult to say while drunk:

a) Innovative

b) Preliminary

c) Proliferation

d) Cinnamon


Things that are VERY difficult to say while drunk:

a) Specificity

b) British Constitution

c) Passive-aggressive disorder

d) Transubstantiate



Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say while drunk:

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.

b) Nope, no more booze for me

c) Good Evening, Officer, isn't it a nice night out tonight?

d) I'm not interested in fighting you

e) Oh, I really couldn't - No one want to hear me sing

f) No, I really wouldn't try to dance. I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to make a fool of myself.

g) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

h) I must be going home now because I have to work in the morning.