> > > >> Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the
> > > > > following conversation took place:
> > > > >
> > > > > First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be
> > > > > able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to
> > > > > promise my wife that I will paint every room in the
> > > > > house next weekend."

> > > > > Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife
> > > > > that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

> > > > > Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to
> > > > > promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for
> > > > > her."
> > > > > They continue to fish when they realized that the
> > > > > fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him.
> > > > > "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to
> > > > > be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

> > > > > Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it
> > > > > went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge
> > > > > and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she said, "Wear a sweater."
> > > >

i think that fourth guy's wife an mine are related somehow...

At least she didn't say, "Wear a raincoat."

Paul