A lady takes her dog to the vet because he's been scratching his ears a great deal lately. Vet examines the dog, says he has excessive hair growth in his ears, tells the lady to remove it on a regular basis.

She figures the easiest way to do it is to use Nair, so she goes to the pharmacy/chemist for advice and the product.

Pharmacist asks her if she intends to use it on her underarms, because if so she should avoid the use of deodorant for a couple of days thereafter. She replies that that is not where she will be using it.

Pharmacist asks her if she will be using it on her legs, because she might want to avoid wearing nylons for awhile. No, she replies.

So, pharmacist asks her where she intends to sue it. On my Schnauzer, she replies. In that case, says the pharmicist, you should not ride a bicycle for at least a week.