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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T'-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"


My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.


Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.


Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"


She explained, "The egg timer's broken."


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Aaaaahhhhh Man,So Thats What Those Quickies In The Kitchen Were About!! shocker rotflmo
 
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Aah, so that's where the term "quickie" came from.


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