A young man goes into the Job Center in Jackson and sees card advertising

for a Gynecologist's Assistant.



Interested, he goes to learn more.

Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the desk.

The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies 'The job requires
you to get the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.

You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions.

You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair
then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.
There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Tupelo.

'Is that where the job is?'

'No sir - that's where the end of the line is!'

If the patients are old ladies with trichimonas, $45k would not be enough.