Martians arrive on Earth. They’re peaceful and helpful and happy, and everyone loves them.
Obviously mankind has no end of questions they’d like to ask them, so the U.N. decides to arrange a conference.
All the world leaders, public intellectuals, and religious authorities are in attendance to ask their most burning questions.
Finally, it is the pope’s turn: “I was wondering, have you ever heard of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?”
“Jesus? Yes, of course! He stops by our planet every year on his birthday, and we all have a big party,” the aliens respond.
The pope retorts: “You must be mistaken. Jesus Christ was here about two thousand years ago, but he left and we’ve been waiting for his return ever since. Why would he visit you so often?”
“Well… maybe your chocolate wasn’t so good,” the aliens offer.
The pope is baffled: “Pardon me?”
“Well, when Jesus first showed up on our planet, we gave him a nice hot cup of our finest chocolate. Why, what did you guys do?”

Great Post!!

Nice.

Pretty funny. But from what I've seen of Mars, hot chocolate or not, I'd rather be crucified than have to live there!

Good one !!!!