with your wife/girfriend once you get her pregnant.

1. first trimester: regular stage
2. second trimester: doggy style
3. third trimester: coyote style*

Rich


*that's the stage where you just sit next to the hole and howl...

Good One!!

Rich, that brings to mind the old joke about the difference between a hooker, your mistress, and your wife.

A hooker says, "aren't you done yet?". Your mistress says, "you done already". And your wife says, "Beige".



I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.