Word Of The Day

24 September 2011, 05:40

Moremonte

Word Of The Day

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD is SHIT.thats right,shit! You can smoke shit, get shit faced, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, tell people to eat shit, forget shit, some people know their shit and some have shit for brains, there's crazy shit, there's bullshit, horse shit, chicken shit, deep shit, the wrong shit, the right shit & not enough shit, weird shit, scary shit, up shit creek with out a paddle & sometimes everything you touch turns to shit. You could pass this on if you give a shit or not if you dont give a shit. Hope you have a shit free Saturday.But remember shit happens !! .......

24 September 2011, 06:11

els

aah shit are you kidding me?

24 September 2011, 07:16

Moremonte

NO Shit!!

24 September 2011, 08:10

Idaho Sharpshooter

Ain't that the shits...!

24 September 2011, 14:49

Moremonte

That's The Straight Shit!

24 September 2011, 18:35

James Scott

And don't forget Jack Shit !!!

24 September 2011, 23:28

308shtr

Shit, I don't know.

25 September 2011, 06:39

bluedot

a little shit from George Carlin?

25 September 2011, 07:05

crashcarruthers

I think this thread is full of shit!

25 September 2011, 08:07

Moremonte

Shit Is Going To Hit The Fan Over This Post!!

27 September 2011, 07:34

Geedubya

and just for shits and giggles!

GWB

27 September 2011, 14:28

Wink

Beats the shit out of me.

27 September 2011, 19:04

crashcarruthers

No shit. This is some good shit. Ah shit, I got to go change underwear, shit is everywhere around here.

27 September 2011, 23:32

Geedubya

GWB

28 September 2011, 00:44

24mileboy

Aw, bull shit

28 September 2011, 03:09

Geedubya

ya'll are goin' apeshit with this WOD

GWB

28 September 2011, 08:11

Moremonte

Real Crock Of Shit Ain't It!!

28 September 2011, 08:33

Geedubya

with just a little spanish lingo thrown in,
no bueno por caca.

GWB

29 September 2011, 02:13

B Mullins

I liked the reference in Webster's New Collegiate Dictionary back when I was still in USAF. According to the dictionary, the word of the day was "often used with 'take' ".

Got a buddy out hot water once over the word. Some bitch of a WAF (female Air Force member) Captain overheard one of the guys use the word of the day and was going to bring the poor schlub up on charges of conduct unbecoming an NCO for public use of an obscenity. I grabbed the dictionary off the bitch's desk and showed her the notation in Webster's that the word was "usually considered vulgar". Then I turned to the entry for "vulgar" and showed her that it meant "common". Then I asked her how using a common word was at all "conduct unbecoming".

She shut the f**k up and left.

29 September 2011, 22:26

Moremonte

quote:
Originally posted by B Mullins:
I liked the reference in Webster's New Collegiate Dictionary back when I was still in USAF. According to the dictionary, the word of the day was "often used with 'take' ".

Got a buddy out hot water once over the word. Some bitch of a WAF (female Air Force member) Captain overheard one of the guys use the word of the day and was going to bring the poor schlub up on charges of conduct unbecoming an NCO for public use of an obscenity. I grabbed the dictionary off the bitch's desk and showed her the notation in Webster's that the word was "usually considered vulgar". Then I turned to the entry for "vulgar" and showed her that it meant "common". Then I asked her how using a common word was at all "conduct unbecoming".

She shut the f**k up and left.

Sounds Like A Real Shit Head!!

03 October 2011, 06:10

Moremonte

One More Time With This Shit!!

03 October 2011, 07:13

tasco 74

06 October 2011, 15:35

Scriptus

What the shit is going on here?

06 October 2011, 23:44

Moremonte

Same Old Shit!! Different Day!

24 October 2011, 06:31

gas57

and where did this lovely word come from? The initials are short for Store High In Transit. In the old days, manure was transported in a ship's hold, below decks. Methane gas would build up, occassionally detonate, and the S.H.I.T. would spray all the way to the fantail of the vessel, hence the term of the S.H.I.T. hitting the fan. Nowadays we have synthetic fertilizers and nitrogen products and the term is now applied to the entity and not the shipping precautions!

24 October 2011, 20:03

MT Gianni

quote:
Originally posted by gas57:
and where did this lovely word come from? The initials are short for Store High In Transit. In the old days, manure was transported in a ship's hold, below decks. Methane gas would build up, occassionally detonate, and the S.H.I.T. would spray all the way to the fantail of the vessel, hence the term of the S.H.I.T. hitting the fan. Nowadays we have synthetic fertilizers and nitrogen products and the term is now applied to the entity and not the shipping precautions!

Acronyms or calling things by what their iniitials spell started in the early 1900's. I am pretty sure that shit was shit long before then.

07 November 2011, 03:55

Moremonte

And Just To Prove That Shit Runs Downhill or Floats To The Top,Lets Bump This Thread Back To The Top and See If Shit Slides Down Or Floats.

07 November 2011, 06:27

Grizzly Adams

And here I've always been under the impression it was Fuck.

http://www.paxacidus.com/why-f...he-best-word-pax.php

Grizz

Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man

Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln

Only one war at a time. Abe Again.

07 November 2011, 16:43

Moremonte

quote:
Originally posted by Grizzly Adams:
And here I've always been under the impression it was Fuck.

http://www.paxacidus.com/why-f...he-best-word-pax.php

Grizz

May have to Start a New Thread With That One!!!!Thanks Grizz.