Yeah, I know this is REALLY bad but I couldn't resist!


> Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe... as it
> happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a
> rather deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could
> barely see the road in front of the car. Suddenly the car skids out of
> control! Bob attempts to control the car, but to no avail! The car swerves
> and smashes into a tree.
>
> Moments later, Bob shakes his head to clear the fog Dazed, he looks over
> at the passenger seat and sees his wife unconscious, with her head
> bleeding! Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, Bob knows he has to
> get her medical assistance. Bob carefully picks his wife up and begins
> trudging down the road. After a short while, he sees a light. He heads
> towards the light, which is coming from a large, old house. He approaches
> the door and knocks.
> A minute passes. A small, hunched man opens the door. Bob immediately
> blurts, "Hello, my name is Bob Hill, and this is my wife Betty. We've been
> in a terrible accident, and my wife has been seriously hurt. Can I please
> use your phone?"
>
> "I'm sorry," replied the hunchback, "but we don't have a phone. My master
> is a doctor; come in and I will get him!"
> Bob brings his wife in.
>
> An older man comes down the stairs. "I'm afraid my assistant may have
> misled you. I am not a medical doctor; I am a scientist. However, it is
> many miles to the nearest clinic, and I have had a basic medical training.
> I will see what I can do. Igor, bring them down to the laboratory."
>
>
> With that, Igor picks up Betty and carries her downstairs, with Bob
> following closely. Igor places Betty on a table in the lab. Bob collapses
> from exhaustion and his own injuries, so Igor places Bob on an adjoining
> table.
>
>
> After a brief examination, Igor's master looks worried. "Things are
> serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion." Igor and his master work
> feverishly, but to no avail. Bob and Betty Hill are no more.
>
>
> The Hills' deaths upset Igor's master greatly. Wearily, he climbs the
> steps to his conservatory, which houses his grand piano. For it is here
> that he has always found solace. He begins to play, and a stirring, almost
> haunting melody fills the house.
>
>
> Meanwhile, Igor is still in the lab tidying up. His eyes catch movement,
> and he notices the fingers on Betty's hand twitch, keeping time to the
> haunting piano music. Stunned, he watches as Bob's arm begins to rise,
> marking the beat! He is further amazed as Betty and Bob both sit up
> straight!
>
>
> Unable to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs to the conservatory.
>
>
> He bursts in and shouts to his master:
>
>
> "Master, Master! ..... The Hills are alive with the sound of music!"
>

even worse than that.....