Rene, the great French fighter pilot is with a beautiful woman who is eager and willing. She urges him: " Kiss me, Rene!". Rene splashes some red wine on her lips and explains:" Rene always has red wine with red meat". The girl is a little disconcerted but shrugs it off.

The girl asks moments later: " Rene, kiss me a little lower". Rene splashes white wine on her breasts and says: " Rene always has white wine with white meat!" The girl now is used to this odd habit of lovemaking.

A little while later she asks: " Rene, why don't you kiss me lower?"

Rene splashes brandy on her crotch and lights it with a match.

The girl is appalled and sscreams: " Rene,What are you doing?"

He proclaims: " Rene, ze fighter pilot always goes down in flames!"