It has finally arrived...the 2010 football scouting report. The following is currently making the rounds of Division I football coaches:



Wayfron P. Jackson:
6' 6", 215 lbs. Wide Receiver. Hottest prospect from Texas in the last ten years. Loves rap music. Will demand a MP3 player in his helmet. Currently holds world record for the most "you knows" during an interview (62 in one minute).



Wayfron can print his complete name. Signed with TEXAS.



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Quinticious Jenkins:
6' 3", 220 lbs. Running Back. Set state scoring record out of Triton High School, Dunn, N.C. Also led the state in burglaries, but has only 9 convictions.



He has been clocked at 4.2 seconds in the 40 yard dash with a 19" TV under each arm. Signed with Mississippi State.


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Roosevelt "Dude" Dansell:
6' 1", 195 lbs. Running Back.. From Tyler, Texas. Has processed hair and imitates Billy Dee Williams very well.



Before he signed his letter of intent, he wanted the school to change colors to chartreuse and pink. Listed his church preference as "red brick." Signed with the University of Houston.


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Woodrow Lee Washington:
6' 8", 310 lbs. Tackle. From a 4th generation welfare family. At 19 he's the oldest of 21 children. Mother claims Woodrow and child Number 9 have same father.



He has a manslaughter trial pending, but feels he will be found innocent because: "The dude said somethin? bad 'bout my Momma." On his entrance form, he listed his I.Q. as 20-20. Signed with the Clemson University.


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Willie "Night Train" Smith:
6'4", 225 lbs. Quarterback. Born on an Amtrak train. Birth certificate indicates he is 27 years old. Thinks the "N" on Nebraska's helmets stands for "Nowledge," but still meets this school's stringent entrance requirements..



Insists on wearing Number 32 jersey since it matches his score on his SAT's. Signed with the University of Tennessee.


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Tyrone "Python" Peoples:
6'10", 228 lbs. Wide Receiver. Has a pending paternity suit and two rape trials, but hopes none of his other 9 victims will file charges. Tyrone had already signed letters of intent with six other colleges, but was also willing to sign with us. Likes wild women and red Cadillacs.



Thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Telephone Company. Signed with University of Miami.


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Abdul Hasheen Abba Ali:
6'10", 305 lbs. Guard. Played high school ball under the name Sylvester Lee Jones until he discovered religion. Abdul thinks Sherlock Holmes is a housing project in Jacksonville..



Doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear." (Doesn't know the meaning of many other words, either.) Signed with the University of Florida.


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Note:



College track coaches intend to use several of the above signees in their track programs. However, instead of using a starting gun at track meets, the NCAA has now agreed to use a burglar alarm.

We will havew the same strategy this year as last: Brr, Brl, rra,p......................



Back run right, back run left, run right again, punt.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm...

Boise State is ranked #3 by SI. Looks like the Labor Day Monday in RFK Stadium against #10 VA Tech should be a good game.

Rich

Funny as hell....

GREAT!!
REALLY made me laugh.

Both tacky, and a not very well disguised form of racism. zeke

quote:

Originally posted by mousegun1:
Both tacky, and a not very well disguised form of racism.

If true, it is not racism. I live in a college town. I for one, am sick of being told that the truth ain't PC or it is somehow race related. The truth is the goddamn truth.
We live with it everyday after school starts.
So You want to sit high and mighty-----Go to HELL

Racism usually starts by narrowing the focus to a particular minority group; then focusing on a single negative aspect by depicting the opposite of a characteristic that a white middle class Rhodes Scholar might display.
It has to be something "those people" do that you personally don't. Or can't.

The best way to differentiate is ask the person telling the joke if he would repeat it in front of the altar in his Church. Or at a public gathering where the group will be represented.

Racism usually manifests itself because there is some perception that the group represents a threat to the story teller.

Rich