A class of first graders are asked to tell what they did the past weekend but using adult words.

Little Lisa: Me and my family took a ride on the cho cho.
Teacher: Now Lisa it's called a train not a cho cho.
Eve: Me and my family went to a farm ans we saw Moo Moo's and Oink Oink's.
Teacher: Now Eve they are called cows and pigs.

Little Johnny: I read a book.
Teacher: What was it called?
johnny pauses for a secons and replies: Winnie the shit!

Along those same lines; the 1st grade teacher called on the class to compose a sentence using the word 'beautiful'.2 sweet little girls made sentences like, the horse was beautiful, the sunset was beautiful, etc. So little Johnny pipes up + says, "Last night my big sister came home with her new boyfriend, + he was black + my Dad said, 'Beautiful, fxxxing beautiful!'"