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A Local man was found dead in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflakes.
A banana was sticking out of his ass. Police suspect a cereal killer.

Seems appropriate that you live in Disney.

OOOOooooohhhhhhh, that is sooooooo baaaaaad>

Yes it was very bad,but you know what? I enjoyed that little bit of brainless humor (no offense intended).Thanks.

I been over ta Cooters and we been workin on this Cereal Killer case all day. Since there is about a foot of snow outside and not much ta do, we decided ta help the detective solve this case. We put our two heads tagether and we thinks we solved it. It was not a cereal killer, It was suicide. I know it is hard ta believe but, we thinks the bananner is the clue. We think it was suicidal depression. When people are depressed, they eat alot. He filled the tub full of cereal ta eat himself ta death. The Nanner is what gave it away. Everyone knows nanners are a major source of potASSium. So he bein in a confused state of mind, inserted it in the wrong end and died of a vitamin overdose. We truly believe nobody was monkeyin around with him. If anybody else needs help workin a case, just holler, Cooter said he might be able ta work ya in between lube jobs. Call BR549 and let it ring at least 20 times cause Cooter is usually under a car and sometimes his belly gets stuck tryin ta slide back out.