The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert. They set up their
tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend, Tonto.
"Tonto, he says, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asked The Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders for a minute, and says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells
me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise,
it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's
evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we have'um beautiful day tomorrow. What
it tell you, Kemo Sabe?"


The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Tonto, you Dumb
Ass, someone has stolen our tent"!!

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are trapped in a small cabin surrounded by a hoard of Indians on the War Path. The Indians are shooting flaming arrows and screamining their War Crys. The Lone Ranger say to Tonto,"Looks like we are in deep trouble Tonto." Tonto replies, "What do you mean WE WHITE MAN!"