the two fleas traveled twice a year, in the summer they went north and in the winter they went south. On winter day when they met, one of the fleas was shivering with the cold. The other fleas asked why he was so cold. The flea replied that he had just finished his journey south in the moustache of a biker. The second fleas had some advice. He told the first flea that the real way to travel was to go to the airport at least 2 hours before the flight. Find yourself a stewardess and jump up on her leg, crawl upwards and you will find the nicest warmest, most comfortable spot you have ever had. The next year when the two fleas met again, the second flea was once again shivering with the cold. The first flea asked him, Didn't you listen to my advice last year?? The second flea replied that indeed he had, he had arrived at the airport 2 hours before, found a stewardess, jump on her leg, and indeed found the soft, warm comfortable spot. Then why are you so cold the first flea asked. Well the second replied, it wa so comfortable that I went to sleep, and woke up in the bikers moustache again

Which animal can change sex in just 3 seconds ?



Lice !!!