The next time you are having a bad day, imagine this...
You're a Siamese twin, your brother, attached at your shoulder is gay, but you are not. He has a date coming to spend the night. Now, you only have one asshole....

hmmmm in the case of siamese twins, would one twin strangling the other, be considered homicide, or partial suicide?? something to ponder isn't it?

I think there is a time to cut your losses and get out.
I think the statagy would be to cut until it hurts.
When the date arrives, blame it on him.