Two antennas met on a roof fell in love and got
married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,"I'll serve you, but don't start anything."


Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was a salted.



A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."


Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"


An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.



I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day but I couldn't find any.