Senator BARACK OBAMA was invited to
> address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation
> two weeks ago in upstate New York .
>
> HE spoke for almost an hour on HIS future plans for
> increasing every Native American's present standard of
> living, should HE one day become the President. HE referred to
his career as a Senator, how he had signed 'YES'
> for every Indian issue that came to his desk for
> approval.
>
> Although the Senator was vague on the details of his plan, he
seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for
> helping his 'red sisters and brothers'.
>
> At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the Senator
with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle.
The proud Senator then departed in his
> motorcade, waving to the crowds.
>
> A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of
> how they came to select the new name they had given to
> the Senator.
>
> They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a
> bird so full of poop it can no longer fly.

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