Today on Oprah,Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve true inner peace is to finish all those things you have started and have never finished." So, I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, So, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a big package of Oreos, the rest of an old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, a box of chocolates, a half bottle of scotch, and the rest of the six pack of beer. Damn,You have no idea how good I feel right now after finishing all that stuff . I think I'm gonna start calling old girl friends now. I used to think all that Dr. Phil stuff was bull shit but now I really Love Oprah!!

YeHaw!!