A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.

Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand........



The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

Wooooo Hoooo!!!

Mentioned this one to my preacher. He told me it's a true story.

Stole dat...

My preacher also mentioned one that happened to him years ago. Some little kid was acting up during the sermon + his mother yanked him up,put him under one arm + headed down the aisle for the door.The little shouted out to the congregation,"Pray for me."Well that was all over for the sermon.