Hi, my name is Billy Evans and I am 9 years old. I am a very sick little boy. My momma is typing this for me, because I can't. My momma is crying now, and has been doing so for 9 years. She cries for me, because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, 'cept when I try to breath. When I was born, the doctors felt so sorry for me that they gave me a birthday present - a body! Only problem is, it is a burlap bag full of leaves. The doctors said it was the best they could do, on account of us not having any money because Bill Clinton signed the welfare reform bill and "Hillary Care" was not implemented so we had no healthcare. I would like to have a body transplant, but they cost money and we have none because George Bush won't let my best friends, the democrats, raise taxes on the evil rich. My momma can't work because nobody wants to see or hear her crying while she asks if they "want fries with that?" I have told my momma not to cry. She tried to hug me, but as she is allergic to burlap and leaf mold, she sneezed and blew away half my stuffing. It is early spring where we live, so good leaves are hard to find and I am looking for some more stuffing to refill my bag. Do you think straw will work? My momma isn't so allergic to straw, it only makes her break out in hives. All that I am asking is for all the people out there is to vote for John Kerry this election. He will raise taxes on all the rich people so my momma will get more welfare and maybe John Edwards can sue the SOB doctors who didn't abort me and caused my momma so much pain, and maybe we'll get enough money to get me a real body. I wish I had a real body. My momma felt sorry for me and got me a kitty. We had to kill it 'cause every time it shit, it would bury it's turds in my leaves. My momma got me a puppy to replace the kitty, but we had to kill it 'cause my momma got tired of it burying me in the back yard all the time. I so wish I had arms so I could hold a pet, but it won't be no damn puppy or kitty. PLEASE vote for John & John this election, and rid Washington of all conservites and moral people who would have a problem with a poor little kid with a burlap bag for a body. If you don't vote democratic this year, momma says you are a mean, cruel, heartless bastard of a republican and she hopes you rot in hell because you don't care about a little boy with no body. What kind of a cruel heartless bastard are you that you can't take the time out of your freakin day to vote 6 or more times this election? We need all the help we can get, momma can't hardly type no more, 'cause she's getting the shakes. No booze does that to you, and her pusher has flat cut her off. Please help John & John win this November. I want higher taxes and no hope for tort reform, gay marriages and abortion to continue. Please get out there and vote early and often. Thank You - Billy