George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force
One.

The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says,

"You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and
make
somebody very happy."

The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100
bills
out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then,
I
could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people
very
happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant
asses back there.

Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and
make 56 million people really happy."

The Austrailians like grubs as part of thier Bush tucker:
http://www.globalgourmet.com/food/egg/egg0597/bushtuck.html