An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest sitting beside her, “Father, may I ask you a favor?” He replied, “Of course, child. What may I do for you?” She explained, “Well, I bought my Mother a real expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened, but the price is WELL over the Customs limits and I am afraid that they will confiscate it. Is there ANY way you could carry it through customs for me? Perhaps hide it under your robes?” The priest replied, :I would LOVE to help you child, but I MUST warn you, I will NOT lie.” She said, “With your honest face Father, no one will question you.”
When they got to customs, she let the priest go first. The customs official asked him, “Father, do you have anything to declare?” The priest replied, “From the top of my head down to my waist, I have NOTHING to declare.” The official thought this answer was strange so he asked the Father, “And WHAT do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?” The priest replied, “I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.” Roaring with laughter, the customs official said, “Go ahead, Father. Next please!”
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Good One!!