What does a topless dancer do before reporting to work?
Drops her boyfriend off a band practice.

(This may be a challenge to a few here.)

No, to stoopid, please explain in full!
Or did you drop a "t"?
It would be way funnyer if it went: What does a topless dancer do before reporting to work?
Drops her boyfriend off at band practice.

Know the difference between a Drummer and a large Pepperoni Pizza?? The Pizza can feed a family of four!!

Sorry about the t. It could be that this is an example of a joke that doesn't travel well from one culture to another. (No offense intended.)

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Originally posted by mousegun1:
Know the difference between a Drummer and a large Pepperoni Pizza?? The Pizza can feed a family of four!!

How do you get a guitar player to stop playing?...Put a piece of sheet music in front of him.

Yes Brice, it was a challenge last night.

After thinking about it and Nashville as I read it tonight it was clear and funny. You might want to ad the 't' missing in the word 'at'

As we say around here, how do you get the attention of a up and coming country star or songwriter . . .

Excuse me, . . . waiter