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A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful young woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?" Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, "Guess she doesn't work for Delta." A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same blank look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list. Next he tried the United slogan: "I would really love to fly your friendly skies?" This time the woman turned on him, "What the f*** do you want?" The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said... "Ahhh, South African Airways!!!!" | ||
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That's good humor! | |||
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Rick, I love your signature line! | |||
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Thanks, Pecos! Actually, I just got paid, so I could change it to "Thursday" now! Rick. | |||
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My personal favorite airline joke: "This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic." "If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire." "If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off." "If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you." "That's me, the copilot, and one of our flight attendants. This is a recording." | |||
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