The boss of an advertizing company named Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered aroud the Boss, who understood the benefits of having fun to relieve stress, he told the burnt out staff that the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra Advertizing Slogans.

The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, which captured the essence of viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.

About 10 minutes later the staff turned in their suggestions and a top ten list was created. After all of the laughter and comaraderie the rest of the week went very well for everyone.

Here is the top ten list.

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz Up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
8. Viagra - like a rock.
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Tastes great, more filling.
2. Viagra, we bring good things to life.

And the number one slogan was

1. This is your penis . . . This is your penis on drugs!