You heard about the newlyweds that didn't know the difference between vasaline + putty?....... Their windows fell out.

There once was a couple named Kelly
who now walk belly to belly
because, in their haste,
they used library paste
instead of petroleum jelly

There once was a woman from Exeter,+ all the young men threw their sex at her, just to be rude, she rode in the nude, while her parrot of pervert took pecks at her.