A woman pulls into an all-night gas station + orders $20.00 worth of gas + then discovers she left her wallet at home. The clerk says just park it over there + go get the money. She says I can't do that! How about if I leave my driver's license? He says lady, I have a whole drawer full of drivers licenses. She says, well then what can we do? He looks her up + down + she is not bad so he says I think we can work something out + they go in the back. He drops his trousers + she notices how well endowed he is + thinks well this might not be so bad after all. Then he gets a stack of large washers + commences to stack them on his tool. She asks him what he's doing + he says, Lady, you aren't getting all this for $20.00.

I know its crude. I had a remembrance of hearing this joke 50+ years ago when I worked at an all-night gas station (back in the day when we had Full service). + believe me, when you work the midnight shift on an Int. HWY. you do encounter some really odd customers. Thank God I was young, I would never do it again today. Just a blast from the past.